Monday, October 17, 2005

From the desk of the president of the United States

This is too funny:

Kickass43: yo dick

Kickass43: u there

Kickass43: its not 2 late.

Kickass43: the sox games still on :(

Veepman: THE VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS OFFLINE

Kickass43: o man

Kickass43: hey condi wazzup

Kickass43: u there girlfrien

SecStateUSA: THE SECRETARY OF STATE OF THE UNITED STATES IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY. PLEASE CONTACT SECRETARY RICE’S OFFICE SHOULD YOU REQUIRE FURTHER ASSISTANCE.
Kickass43: karl

Kickass43: how bout u???

Kickass43: they aint got nuddin on u

Kickass43: u de man

WonderBoy: KARL ROVE WILL BE OFFLINE UNTIL NOVEMBER 2006

Kickass43: ain’t no 1

Kickass43: hey Scooter

Kickass43: wat bout u

Chiefscooty: I. LEWIS LIBBY HAS NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS OFFICE.

Kickass43: heck

Kickass43: my posses awol

Kickass43: waz happenin Karen

Kickarabbootay: Undersecretary Hughes cares about what you have to say. She is offline right now because is doing important work on behalf of the President and for all Americans, whatever their faith or background. She will be happy to discuss your concerns at another time.

Kickass43: shud never have let her go

Kickass43: thats y im in this dam mess

Kickass43: she kept my sorry ass in line

Kickass43: Yo danny boy

BigBartlett: It is important for conservatives to reserve judgment, give the candidate a chance to prove herself at the hearings, and trust the president.

Kickass43: ???

Kickass43: Dano its me :)

BigBartett: It is important for conservatives to reserve judgment, give the candidate a chance to prove herself at the hearings, and trust the president.

Kickass43: thats yr frikkin away message????

BigBartlett: It is important for conservatives to reserve judgment, give the candidate a chance to prove herself at the hearings, and trust the president.

(Via Gay Patriot.)

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